Man code dating friends ex
(exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth) 21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.
22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e.
Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave.
If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good.
the bro claimed to be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there.
Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking.
A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.
17) A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything.
4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him.
This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.
26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter.
Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.