Man code dating friends ex

(exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth) 21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.

22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e.

Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave.

If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good.

the bro claimed to be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there.

Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking.

A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.

17) A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything.

4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him.

This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.

26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter.

Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.

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